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someoneatethis:

I’m guessing this guy gets laid ALL the time. Like, imagine this scenario…
A hot babe is over at this guy’s place. He serves 15 lbs. of chunky glunky barf gloop to this girl out of a huge wooden salad bowl. She is now immediately at level 100 horny and jumps all over him. She pauses and says, “Wait. Are your countertops and oven fucking filthy and disgusting like they haven’t been cleaned in over a year?” He smiles a cool, sly smile. Cut to: they’re bangin’ to Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” playing on an endless loop.

someoneatethis:

I’m guessing this guy gets laid ALL the time. Like, imagine this scenario…

A hot babe is over at this guy’s place. He serves 15 lbs. of chunky glunky barf gloop to this girl out of a huge wooden salad bowl. She is now immediately at level 100 horny and jumps all over him. She pauses and says, “Wait. Are your countertops and oven fucking filthy and disgusting like they haven’t been cleaned in over a year?” He smiles a cool, sly smile. Cut to: they’re bangin’ to Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” playing on an endless loop.

someoneatethis:

We’ve posted images of these Hot Pockets®™ Lil’ Cheeseburger Shooters, or whatever the fuck they’re called, before. And the joke was always like, “Ha ha grosssss it’s like a hot butthole.” But what. the. fuck. This actually looks like a butt in the process of shitting a hot splatter load of greasy, bloody feces. Fuck you, Hot Pockets. Fuck you.

someoneatethis:

We’ve posted images of these Hot Pockets®™ Lil’ Cheeseburger Shooters, or whatever the fuck they’re called, before. And the joke was always like, “Ha ha grosssss it’s like a hot butthole.” But what. the. fuck. This actually looks like a butt in the process of shitting a hot splatter load of greasy, bloody feces. Fuck you, Hot Pockets. Fuck you.


Janet Leigh and John Gavin filming a scene on the set of Psycho (1960)

Janet Leigh and John Gavin filming a scene on the set of Psycho (1960)

(Source: cinecat, via iamnotawitch)